This is all in fun, Mostly, But I was trying to help someone out today when it came to a high fever, and I practically got stoned for following a doctor's advice when it comes to Payten. So listen to the things I learned while Being a member of some of the "parenting websites" floating around out there....
1. Every Doctor is STUPID! If a doctor tells you something it Must be wrong! If you find someone that actually listens to their Doctor, BASH THEM! They are more wrong than Doctors! STONE THE DOCTOR FOLLOWERS!
2.There is no such thing as Opinions! Everything that someone says Is A FACT! If you disagree with me, You are WRONG! CONFORM YOU EVIL MONKEY!
3. Punishing a child Of ANY age with ANY form of punishment is ABUSE you Lump of Lard! You wash your child's Mouth out? You deserve 50 Years! Time out is CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT and How DARE you do that to an Ornery child?? SPANKING? PUT HER TO DEATH!
4. Every person you meet is either completely stupid or is trying to trick you into hurting your child! The only way around it is to be a Hermit! Conform today!!!
5. If you are a Drama Whore and only post to create problems, People LOVE YOU! If you have a Serious question about parenting, You are Bashed or Completely Ignored!
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